Hubristic Megalomania

A scientist accelerates paperwork to the speed of light, triggering an administrative singularity. As reality drowns in self-replicating forms and airborne staplers, the government launches a desperate countermeasure.

A scientist creates spherical chickens—headless, legless, rolling meat orbs. The world spirals into economic collapse, culinary outrage, and mass executions in France. As markets crash and governments panic, one thing becomes clear: this is only the beginning.