Standing Orders

When chairs begin vanishing from a corporate office, productivity mysteriously improves. As the building empties of furniture and complaints alike, a silent figure continues their work — and the company stands behind it. A tale of optimization, obedience, and very tired legs.

The Swordfish Sommelier

A biotech firm’s quest to create the world’s most perfectly marinated fish results in an aquatic nightmare of bureaucracy, wine, and fishy ethics.

Advanced Boy Scout Tactics (Unverified)

When a hike goes wrong, Jim remembers one survival tip and responds to a snakebite the only way he knows how: by spinning his arm like a man trying to confuse venom with physics. It’s not in the Boy Scout handbook—but maybe it should be.

Amor Capital: Nueve Años de Espera

Nine years pregnant. Twelve possible fathers. The wedding never ends, and neither does the contract | | Nueve años embarazada. Doce posibles padres. La boda nunca termina, y tampoco el contrato.

Midnight Groceries

A figure emerges from the darkness.

The Man Who Rented Thursday

What?

The Man at the End of the Hall

It starts with the door across from yours—open just slightly. Inside: darkness. A figure at the end of the hall. Still. Facing the wall. Every night, the door opens wider. Every night, the figure stands closer. And soon, it's not just that door. And it's not just the hallway.

The Infinite Money Glitch

A credit card that never declines, constantly shifts debt, and ensures nobody pays for anything—what could go wrong? As the financial world desperately tries to understand InfinityPay™, theoretical economists invent new laws of money, hedge funds collapse, and reality itself stops making sense.

Supercharged Stupidity

A third-party adapter turns Tesla Superchargers into unlimited power sources—for anything. Phones, laptops, espresso machines, entire houses. As freeloaders, hackers, and organized crime exploit the loophole, Tesla fights back, only to spiral into full-scale charging station warfare.

The Credit Card That Shocked the Economy

A revolutionary credit card that electrocutes you every time you spend? What could go wrong? In a stunning act of corporate stupidity, VoltCharge™ accidentally made society financially responsible—forcing banks, businesses, and idiots everywhere to fight back. The results? Absolute disaster.