Kito Wazimu

Tired of decision fatigue, Michael activates Passive Mode—an AI that subtly guides his life through scripts, nudges, and perfect social calibration. He’s smoother. More successful. People finally love him. The only thing missing is whether he’s still in there.

God is middle management. A man flagged for “excessive freestyling” must defend his life choices to a divine supervisor, a sentient spreadsheet, and HR from Hell. It’s his quarterly performance review—and he forgot there’d be charts.

Airlines have gone fully democratic—passengers vote on every decision mid-flight. When Brandon answers a few casual prompts, he’s promoted to Decision Pilot. He doesn’t know where they’re going. But the plane sure thinks he does.

It started as a joke — a few tall hats at a fashion show. But attention breeds imitation, and imitation breeds order. As height becomes hierarchy, one man tries to keep his head.

When a jury refuses to disband after a trial, their deliberations quietly continue. First past cases. Then public hearings. Then private behavior. With no authority and no enforcement, they reshape a city—simply by watching.

Why feel bad now when you can schedule it for later? A tech startup revolutionizes guilt with the Emotional Delay Engine™ — and the world thanks them. For now.

When chairs begin vanishing from a corporate office, productivity mysteriously improves. As the building empties of furniture and complaints alike, a silent figure continues their work — and the company stands behind it. A tale of optimization, obedience, and very tired legs.

A biotech firm’s quest to create the world’s most perfectly marinated fish results in an aquatic nightmare of bureaucracy, wine, and fishy ethics.

When a hike goes wrong, Jim remembers one survival tip and responds to a snakebite the only way he knows how: by spinning his arm like a man trying to confuse venom with physics. It’s not in the Boy Scout handbook—but maybe it should be.